Right now I’m typing with one hand, holding Gabriel.
Gabriel was a prince. The prince of Cuties. And he was riding on his horse named…..Philip!! And so riding through the forest, listening to cool baby songs on his MP3, when he saw the evil girls, all thirteen of them. He unsheathed his nookie (pacifer) power!! Heeeyahhh! And the girls ran away, their evil smoke trailed after them, causing Prince Gabriel, to sneeze 3 times. He left with a huge baby smile, and was fed by his Mother, and the princesses, Gloria and Grace. Lovely!!!
One of the stories I tell Gabriel so he won’t cry! Now, he’s laughing as I type. Good boy!
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